Selling Season Sweater (blue)

$49.99

Let 'em know what time it is! SELLING SEASON, YA BISH!

.: 86% Polyester 14% Cotton
.: Crew neck
.: Classic Fit
.: Custom cut and sewn
.: White thread color
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Selling Season Sweater (white)

$49.99

Let 'em know what time of year it is! SELLING SEASON, YA BISH!

.: 86% Polyester 14% Cotton
.: Crew neck
.: Classic Fit
.: Custom cut and sewn
.: White thread color
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Selling Season Sweatshirt (red)

$49.99

Let 'em know what time it is! SELLING SEASON, YA BISH!

.: 86% Polyester 14% Cotton
.: Crew neck
.: Classic Fit
.: Custom cut and sewn
.: White thread color
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

"Smiles & Dials" T-Shirt

$24.99

Sometimes you smile.

All the time you dial.

Rarely do you do both at the same time.

But whatever, they rhyme.

-Corporate, Poet 1989-present

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Width (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30

Descending S.A.D.N.E.S.S. Crewneck "Red"

Descending S.A.D.N.E.S.S. Crewneck "Red"

$39.99

If you look good, you feel good, you play good, you close good. So buy this dope crewneck and hit those numbers.

DESIGNED BY: BEN THALER (benthaler.com)

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32
Width (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30

"Dude. You're Muted." T-Shirt

$24.99

So yeah, we're all on virtual meetings now. And every single time, someone forgets they are muted. So, why not have a shirt you can point to instead having to unmute yourself? Kinda sends a message.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length (inches)	28	29 ¼	30 ¼	31 ¼	32 ½	33 ½
Width (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28

Script S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt

$29.99

The winner of our shirt design competition

DESIGNED BY: @SKITCHISM

*If you're super jacked, this shirt may run a little tight.*

Note: The shirt design is front & back. The logo is on the front and script is on the back.

Shirt Type: The Bella + Canvas 3001 t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women. We can't compliment this shirt enough – it's one of our crowd favorites. And it's sure to be your next favorite too!

Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
30 single
Tear-away label
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

Sadface S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt

$29.99

Designed by Lauren Kelly (@speedybeetees)

The Sadface tee is ready to help you express the SADNESS mantra. From far away you can see the sadface, and from up close you can see the full acronym. It's a win-win.

SIZING: I'm 5'11 and a medium is slightly tight on my arms (yeah I lift).

Model: Basic Softstyle T-Shirt - Gildan 64000

The Gildan 64000 makes for a great staple t-shirt that complements any outfit. It's made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.

Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for extra durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Color Wheel S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt

$29.99

Third Place finisher in the design contest

DESIGNED BY: M4squad

Note: This shirt type runs small. So if you are in-between, size up.

SIZING: I'm 5'11 and a medium is slightly tight on my arms (yeah I lift).

Shirt description: The Gildan 64000 makes for a great staple t-shirt that complements any outfit. It's made of a heavier cotton and the double-stitched neckline and sleeves give it more durability, so it can become an everyday favorite.

Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for extra durability
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Script S.A.D.N.E.S.S. Crewneck "Burnt Orange"

Script S.A.D.N.E.S.S. Crewneck "Burnt Orange"

$39.99

Get cozy Kings and Queens.

DESIGNED BY @SKITCHISM

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32
Width (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30

S.A.D.N.E.S.S.™ T-Shirt

$29.99

After working with a Somali warlord I was able to procure some limited edition Corporate Bro S.A.D.N.E.S.S. tee shirts.

SHIRT DETAILS:

Im 5'11 (sorry I'm not 6' ladies) with a jacked upper body (I lift bro) and the medium is just a tad tight on my chest and biceps. The shirt does a good job of making you look swollAF

• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)

	XS	S	M	L	XL
Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31
Width (inches)	16 ½	18	20	22	24

"unsubscribe." crewneck sweatshirt

$35.99

For all the prospects who don't get it.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit with no center crease
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

	LENGTH	WIDTH
S (inches)	27	20
M (inches)	28	22
L (inches)	29	24
XL (inches)	30	26
2XL (inches)	31	28
3XL (inches)	32	30

Descending S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt (Red)

$29.99

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Descending S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt (White)

Descending S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt (White)

$29.99

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Sweet Commish: Smile & Dial Hoodie

$41.99

A soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.

• 52% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Heather colors are 60% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.4 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Chest to Fit (inches)	34-37	38-41	42-45	46-49	50-53
Body Length (inches)	26 ⅜	27 ½	28 ⅝	29 ¾	30 ⅞
Chest Width (inches)	19 ½	21 ½	23 ½	25 ½	27 ½

Sweet Commish: Smile & Dial Crewneck

$39.99

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre-shrunk, classic fit sweater that's made with air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length (inches)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Width (inches)	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34

Sweet Commish: Big Smile & Dial T

$29.99

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches)	28	29 ¼	30 ¼	31 ¼	32 ½	33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28
Length (East Asia) (inches)	26 ⅜	27 ½	28 ¾	29 ½	30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches)	18 ½	19 ¾	20 ⅞	22	23 ¼

Descending S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt (Black)

Descending S.A.D.N.E.S.S. T-Shirt (Black)

$29.99

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SadFace S.A.D.N.E.S.S. Crewneck

$39.99

Designed by Lauren Kelly (@speedybeetees)

The Sadface tee is ready to help you express the SADNESS mantra. From far away you can see the sadface, and from up close you can see the full acronym. It's a win-win.

This well-loved Sweatshirt is the perfect addition to any wardrobe. It has a crew neck, and it's made from air-jet spun yarn and quarter-turned fabric, which eliminates a center crease, reduces pilling, and gives the sweatshirt a soft, comfortable feel.

50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/y² (271.25 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk
1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

**The winner of our shirt design competition**

**Third Place finisher in the design contest**

The winner of our shirt design competition

Third Place finisher in the design contest